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Monday, April 03, 2006

I Won't Read Dean Koontz

I have nothing against the guy, really. He's an established writer, with loyal readers, and many movie deals. Whatever.

After seeing this picture, I decided that I don't need to read anything written by a guy who wears a really bad toupee, a terrible shirt, AND a gold Rolex Day-Date.

What bothers me the most is the Rolex Day-Date. You see, the Rolex Day-Date is the Rolex that replaced the Rolex Presidential. The Rolex Presidential was the gaudy popular watch of choice for drug dealers in the 80's and Wall Street yuppies.

It's just bad taste, man. For this reason I will never read a Dean Koontz novel.

3 Comments:

Blogger DesignGal said...

Are you serious? LOL That's funny....he really could do something better with his hair though.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How superficial is that? Who cares??? It's his books that count.
Well, it's your loss

3:48 PM  
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