Maxim Boasts Eva Longoria As Hot. Again.
Do we really need another Jennifer Lopez that bad? What is with Maxim magazine? They seemed to be obsessed with Eva Longoria! Guys, put down the K-Y already, she's not that good looking. Actually, I'd consider her average, at best, yet the desperate housewife repeated as the "numero uno" of the Hot 100 this year.Whats with the editors of this magazine? Are they all on crack? Did Eva visit the newsroom and personally blow all of the editors? This is the only explanation I can think of for this constant, inexplicable praise she gets from them.
Useless Things' previous Eva Longoria posts:
Eva Longoria is a Spice Girl.
Eva Longoria is seen from space.
Eva Longoria has chicken legs.
...and my favorite, Eva Longoria is nasty and tacky.
posted by Mr. Useless | 2:37 PM
8 Comments:
eva is fuckin HOTT....stop hating....
Naw, she's a hoe. and ugly
NASTY AND TACKY IS RIGHT.
Ur right Mateo she has chicken legs, and nothing else. No ass. no tittie. not hot.
What's with that Maxim picture? Were her nipples removed? Or were they airbrushed out because they are horribly disfigured?
in case no one has figured it out Maxim is for horny man-children who like, drumroll..........SLUTS! and who is the biggest slut? yup.. you guess it.
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