Paris Hilton Wears Drapes

Thought this was funny. Paris Hilton tries on a Japanese kimono during a promotion event for her debut album "Paris" at a Tokyo music store today.

Um, what did they think, that she was 350 lbs? That thing is HUGE on her. She looks like a fool. Yo, Japanese dudes, I think you are confused, Paris isn't a geisha, she's a prostitute. Cavalli whore boots and a D&G mini-skirt is more her speed.