Richard Branson Joins the "Celebs Who Hurl Things" Club

Denise Richards, Naomi Cambell, and now Richard Branson? The multi-gazillionaire head of Virgin Everything rushes to join his new Fraternity by hurling the mother of all hurlable objects, bikini model Bessie Bardot off a dock.

Wow. They have to let him in. I mean, he totally outdid Denise and Naomi. I like Richard Branson. He's kind of sweetly fatherly and his latest enterprise is Virgin SPACE. Space! Ain't nothing cooler than space. Except Bikini Models. Come to think of it, this might be the coolest thing that has ever happened. Ever.