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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Which Real Doll Would You Choose?

I mean, if you had to pick. I'd go with the bottom right chick, she's hot! I'd do it.
You know, these dolls came out when I was in high school and I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with one.

Sure, it seems sick and desperate, but don't think of it as a substitute for your girlfriend, think of it as a really really advanced Masturbation tool.

I wouldn't mind having a dead limp doll on my bed. It doesn't seem pathetic to me. I mean, you're going to jerk off anyway, may as well be realistic about it. Oh, I would also do the one in the box to the left. Way hot.

Heads for RealDolls are displayed in the showroom Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007, in San Marcos, Calif. Normally reserved for private play, these high-end, anatomically correct dolls are getting big-screen exposure with the recent release of "Lars and the Real Girl," an offbeat, surprisingly chaste comedy about a lonely introvert (Ryan Gosling) and Bianca, the silicone object of his affection.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I woulnd't fuck any of these plastic whores. You are sick.

11:27 PM  
Blogger reayx5 said...

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1:25 AM  
Blogger reayx5 said...

Hey, my wife is a plastic whore! Think about other peoples' feelings before you post.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd fuck the plastic whores. but i wouldnt admit it publicly

3:09 AM  

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