Who Is Mr. Ass, And Why Am I Posting This?

I thought I had the worse possible moniker in the world, Mr. Useless. But this guy may have beat me. Say hello to Mr. Ass. And if it isn't obvious, yes, he's directing your attention to his bum.

Performer Mr. Ass attends Paper Magazine's third annual nightlife awards held at Spotlight Live on October 29, 2007 in New York City.

(I love that the photographer didn't ask who the guy was. He just accepted his name was Mr. Ass. No explanation.)