The Hottest Grammy Threesome Possibility

Yeah, what I just said. Like, ever.

How about this? Eh? Taylor Swift, one of our favorite virginal talents, and Fergie. Well we don't have to delve into Fergie's past here again. We know. It's all good. All good in the name of Entertainment, baby.

Just think about this for a second, cause you're going to think about this anyways when you see these pictures in US Weekly next week.

You got Fergie on the bed, leading Taylor on, teaching her the ropes. Saying shit like, "it's okay, baby, go ahead touch it..." and teaching her the ways. Then you can have the best of both worlds, you know? Like Fergie hasn't done crazy shit in her life, right?

By the end of the night, Fergie is sticking her thumb up your ass while Taylor is...

Okay, this is far enough. Done.