Useless Things

My New Favorite Couple: Kirsten Dunst and Lizzy Caplan

2012-01-24T21:20:00.002-05:00

Oh yeah.... I like what I'm seeing here...

Actors Lizzy Caplan and Kirsten Dunst attend Sheets Energy presents BCDF Sundance Cocktail Party at Stella Artois by Ally B during the 2012 Sundance Film Festival on January 22, 2012 in Park City, Utah.

Porn

2011-06-08T04:39:00.002-05:00

Is there anything more disposable in our society than porn?

I mean, one minute you're thinking, i gotta look up everything this girls ever filmed!

The next minute, you're like, "Eh,whatever. I'm fine..."

Then the next morning you forget about it, completely.

Meanwhile it took hundreds of dollars and one girls body to fulfill this scene. Lost, in the subconcious of one mans brain.

Kinda depressing, really. Not for the masturbator but for the porn actress.

Completely disposable. Forgotten even.

Not really a porn star, more like a porn flake.

Taylor Momsen Is Soooo Hot, And I'm Not Afriad To Say It

2011-02-22T21:54:00.002-05:00

I know she's only 17, and I can't actually say she's hot until sometime in July. But I don't care. Hot blond chicks with cool goth rocker style deserve to be mentioned on this blog.

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless performs on February 11, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.

I plan to post a bunch of pics of her before her 18th birthday. Stay tuned.

Elena Kuleckaya Is So Hot

2010-07-04T15:12:00.002-05:00

Wow, this new model I just discovered, Elena Kuleckaya, is almost perfect!

And look, she's drinking 2 different types of alcoholic beverages in these pictures. There's nothing more attractive to me than a beautiful model drinking. Yes!

Model Elena Kuleckaya attends Salvatore Ferragamo's "Attimo" fragrance launch party at The Standard on June 30, 2010 in New York City.

Amanda Seyfried Is Hot!

2010-03-15T20:46:00.001-05:00

I NEED this!

Actress Amanda Seyfried attends the premiere of "Chloe" at Landmark's Sunshine Cinema on March 15, 2010 in New York City.

How About A Mario Catone Toilet Seat?

2009-12-17T19:21:00.002-05:00

Ah, yes, nothing will keep my diareah flowing like a genuine one of a kind Mario Cantone toilet seat. I can enjoy my Sex and the City DVD's while sitting on the Cantone Camode.

Mario Cantone Kicks off Charmin's Going for Good's Campaign to Raise $50,000 for Charity.

Beautiful Long Legged Lily Cole

2009-12-14T17:47:00.001-05:00

Always love this girl's unique look.

Model/actress Lily Cole attends the premiere of "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" at the Crosby Street Hotel on December 7, 2009 in New York City.

January Jones Loves Zach Galifianakis

2009-12-14T17:01:00.003-05:00

...and it looks like Zach is sooo over it. That look on his face is like "Yeah, yeah, beautiful woman hugging me...so what?"

I guess they're both into this charity, Oceana. I just got into Mad Men, and January is my latest obsession. If you haven't seen the series, you have to check it out seasons 1 and 2 are on DVD and Blu Ray. And you can buy individual episodes of season 3 on Amazon.

Actress January Jones poses with Zach Galifianakis at the Oceana's 2009 Partners Award Gala on November 20, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.

Bonus:

Hilarious Between Two Ferns interview with January's co-star John Hamm.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Who Is Jessica Soutar?

2009-12-14T16:49:00.002-05:00

She doesn't have an actress IMDb. Yet, she's here at this Family Guy DVD release party. She looks like a stripper to me. Maybe Seth McFarlane met her at Crazy Girls.

Actress Jessica Soutar attends Family Guy's 'Something, Something, Something, Dark-Side' DVD release party at a private residence on December 12, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.

Kevin Meaney At Catch A Rising Star - Miami Beach

2009-09-28T15:43:00.002-05:00

Legendary comedy club Catch a Rising Star invades Miami Beach on October 16th with Kevin Meaney. Here's a clip of Meaney's new stuff at Comix, New York.

Click here for more info:

www.comedy305.com

Oni Perez Will Perform at Comedy 305

2009-09-22T16:31:00.001-05:00

Check out this hilarious clip of comedian Oni Perez.

Search Car For Drugs

South Florida, you can catch Oni at Comedy 305 in Miami Beach this Saturday.

Josh Hartnett's Hot Model Girlfriend, Sophia Lie

2009-09-13T14:58:00.005-05:00

Ohhhhhh, yeaaaaah... I had to come back to post these. Not great pics, but she is cute!

Actor Josh Hartnett, left, and his girlfriend, Norwegian model Sophia Lie attend the semifinals match between Rafael Nadal, of Spain, and Juan Martin del Potro, of Argentina, at the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, Sunday, Sept. 13, 2009.

That's right, make the little baby bring daddy his bottled water. After all you're Josh Hartnett, she's just a little model chick.

That's right.

Phil Spector's Wife, Rachelle

2009-06-10T15:05:00.003-05:00

She claims she's not a gold digger, and is insulted with that assumption. Okay, honey, I'll give it to you, I believe you.

But, if your not, you've got to be the biggest idiot in relationship history. "Hmm, my husband just got over 19 years for the murder of his Ex? Yeah, I think I'm gonna hang in there, see where this thing is going."

I love how shallow these Hollywood women are. If you zoom into her eyeballs in this picture, you can see the words "Reality Show!" in bright lights, sparkling away.

Phil Spector Without His Wig

2009-06-10T14:55:00.002-05:00

Haha! After all those weird hairstyles, actually, this seems the most normal.

It's funny how he totally looks ashamed in this mugshot, like, "Oh, how humiliating...." These are the ones you should have been ashamed of!

People's perceptions... They never cease to amaze.

Heather Graham's Nippy Nips

2009-06-10T14:39:00.002-05:00

Heather Graham's still got a smokin' body. Wheew! Nipples!

An 80's Party From 13 Years Ago...

2009-06-09T15:52:00.002-05:00

Hey, Joe, what's up? Oh, I mean, Juan.

Anyone else still checking UT?

Vote Kyle Cease!

2009-01-15T18:26:00.005-05:00

This idea is blowing up on myspace. Vote for Kyle Cease for Comedy Central's Stand Up Showdown, and Kyle Cease will mention your name on his daily podcast. Its a real fun idea, and it gives something back to the fans. Sure, no big deal. But more than what the other Comedians are doing. He deserves it!

Jokes.com

Kyle Cease - Original Nintendo

Evan Rachel Wood's Stupid Tattoo; Beautiful Eyes

2009-01-11T20:42:00.002-05:00

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" is what's written on Evan Rachel Wood's back. I figured, since I have a huge comment post going for my Stupid Megan Fox Tattoo post, I would post this one, too.

Stupid girls. They belong on Useless Things.

Lovely eyes, though.

Hey, Evan, Marlyn Manson didn't sleep with you because you were the kind of girl who tattoos esoteric Edgar Allan Poe lines on your back...He slept with you because you were 19, skinny, beautiful, and beautifully naive.

God, I'm so jealous. Damn you, Manson.

Eminem - Lose Yourself

2009-01-06T14:52:00.000-05:00

Eminem - Lose Yourself
by Eminem

Happy New Year!

2008-12-31T18:42:00.003-05:00

Sure, UT sucked this year. But at least we're still here. Here's to 2009.

Ryan Seacrest and singer Fergie appear at rehearsals for "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve With Ryan Seacrest" on December 9, 2008 in Burbank, California. Seacrest will host from Times Square and Fergie will host from Hollywood.

Really Hot Spider-Woman Costume

2008-12-31T16:36:00.001-05:00

Enjoy, people.

JAKKS Pacific (NASDAQ: JAKK) completes its acquisition of Halloween costume maker Disguise, which gives JAKKS the right to market costumes for Marvel and other characters.

Exclusive Anne V Victoria's Secret Backstage Pics

2008-12-27T19:36:00.002-05:00

The more I see Anne V, the more I think see that she's the most beautiful Angel. This set was taken by a personal friend of mine at the newly renovated Fountainbleu Hotel in North Beach.

Oh, and here's a Bonus... Miranda Kerr:

Mischa Barton Sleeps With The Fishes

2008-11-24T18:18:00.002-05:00

I know, I know, dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals. But I wanted to have a clever mafia pun headline. Sue me.

She was there to promote the grand opening of Atlantis Aquaventure Water Park, in the Bahamas.

Simple. Beauty.

2008-11-24T18:17:00.001-05:00

No words. Just Cintia.

Sad News For Karate Kid Fans

2008-11-11T15:26:00.003-05:00

Yes, that's right, they are going to re-make The Karate Kid. This is wrong on so many levels, I really don't even want to talk about it. Yeah, nothing is really wrong here, except for the fact that...

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE 1984 VERSION!

It still holds up, even today. It's perfect. It's the greatest movie of all time!

It's not even the fact that Will Smith has his hands on this project, or that he's trying to pimp out his son for the lead... it's just that if there's nothing wrong with something, DON'T TRY TO FIX IT! Great! Make a Karate movie with your son, but DON'T call it The Karate Kid!

Jerry Weintraub is to blame here, not Will Smith. He's the one who agreed to this. I really wished we didn't live in a world where people devalue their previous work. It's really an insult to the fans.

It's s truly sad day for Karate Kid fans. I guess if you live long enough, you get to see everything. And by long enough, I guess I mean "30."

Christ.

The Hot Chick From Transporter 3

2008-10-31T19:51:00.002-05:00

Her name is Natalya Rudakova, and as of this post there is NO information on her on imdb.com other than she's in the Transporter 3, with Jason Statham. Bad ass. I'm sure they're will be soon. No one knew who Kate Nauta was when Transporter 2 came out, matter of fact, they still don't. But they're HOT, and they'll always have a place on UT.

TRAILER:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/transporter-3-trailer/1421732381

Anne Vyalitsyna High Rez Shots

2008-10-30T21:05:00.003-05:00

She's becoming my favorite. Just wonderful.

So natural.

Is John Mayer A Douche?

2008-10-30T20:49:00.002-05:00

Something in this guy's face. I don't know. I kind of liked his music when he first came out, but now it looks like he loves playing this Britney-Paris-Lindsay celebrity running around town game a little too much.

John, focus on the music.

Sarah Jessica Parker Works For Obama

2008-10-30T20:45:00.001-05:00

God, can't we just get this thing over with? I don't even care who wins anymore.

Nader '08!

Sarah Jessica Parker makes calls to undecided voters at the phone bank of the Obama NYC Headquarters Thursday, Oct. 30, 2008 in New York.

Family Guy "Road to Germany" Complete Episode!

2008-10-30T17:20:00.003-05:00

I don't care. I think Hulu.com is the best thing to happen to the internet.

I'll keep posting Family Guy episodes, as they come out. The hell with it.

Mischa Barton Pics

2008-10-30T17:10:00.001-05:00

Nice.

Milagros Schmoll

2008-10-30T16:59:00.001-05:00

Hell yeah.

Now, go and git your money lil' duffle bag boy.

Angela Lindvall Behind The Scenes Pics

2008-10-30T16:41:00.002-05:00

I wonder if Adrien Grenier takes advantage of his entourage notoriety to sleep with any of these chicks?

My Beautiful Cintia

2008-10-30T16:35:00.002-05:00

She's a true woman, now. I still remember her years ago in those tweeny Delias catalogues. Like it was yesterday, right?

Nadir Caselli Is A Beauty!

2008-10-30T16:30:00.002-05:00

Nadir Caselli. Watch out. She's a natural.

Desiree Noferini, Chiara Chiti y Nadir Caselli pose for pictures at the Rome International Film Festival, promoting their movie "Un gioco da ragazze"

Random Newcomer Model

2008-10-30T16:25:00.002-05:00

If you're sick of me NOT updating my blog, then go to COACD. They have great skinny model pics. This is one that stuck out in my head. She's got it. And you know I have the best eye for this shit.

Some Jeisa, To Escape...

2008-10-30T16:21:00.002-05:00

You gotta love this girl. Just amazingly beautiful. This should make you cry.

Ed Norton At the Hulk Premiere. Old.

2008-10-19T22:09:00.000-05:00

Sorry guys, I can't get over Hulu.com

I Like Colin Farrell

2008-10-19T22:06:00.001-05:00

Jon Stewart is getting on my nerves.

I predictThe Daily Show is going to go downhill once Obama is president.

Stewie Kills Colin Farrell

2008-10-19T22:01:00.001-05:00

I saw the South Park that makes fun of Family Guy, Cartoon Wars pt.1 and 2, and I've got to say, I like both shows! I don't understand why they are trash talking Family Guy. Sure they use that flashback thing a lot. But they're funny.

I think.

Sarah Palin On SNL

2008-10-19T21:59:00.001-05:00

Here it is:

The reason I post this is because I don't wee many blogs posting Hulu.com movies.

Its free! And the have full episodes!

I'm quitting my cable tomorrow.

Coco Rocha Shops At A Vintage Store

2008-09-30T18:12:00.004-05:00

It's awesome to see this model shopping at a second hand store. It goes to show that you don't need to shell out big bucks for big labels. If you're confident and creative, you can find great stuff at thrift stores and look spectacular.

Oh, it doesn't hurt being a model, and being gorgeous either.

Loving Coco in these pics. I bet her thighs don't touch, either.

T.I. Talks To The Kids

2008-09-29T14:54:00.001-05:00

Ah, man, I just realized these were old. Sorry guys, I'm outta the loop.

I Hate That Katy Perry Song

2008-09-29T14:49:00.002-05:00

You know, the song that's on every slutty chicks Myspace profile. "I kissed a girl, and I Liked it!!"

Shut up, you slut whore, your not even that slutty, and your pseudo support for testing the lesbian waters doesn't make you any sexier, it makes you look stupid and prude.

Katy Perry, herself though, looks really cute. Still a stupid song, though.

Skinny Is What You NEED To Be

2008-09-29T14:47:00.001-05:00

Skinny. That's right. It's the only way to be.

Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video From '84

2008-09-29T14:35:00.001-05:00

I know some of you are going to Jerk to this tonight....

lol.

The Style of Mad Men...

2008-09-28T16:27:00.002-05:00

I've been wanting to post these for a while. Awesome show! And the style is great!

It also doesn't hurt that the redhead, actress Christina Hendricks, has gloriously huge boobs!

Her at the Emmys:

Bam!

Milagros Schmoll Cover

2008-09-28T16:26:00.000-05:00

Really awesome cover.

Jeisa Chiminazzo Is Perfect

2008-09-28T15:59:00.001-05:00

God, she is. The thing with Jeisa is that she can wear tacky jeans like these flared ones, and still look good. She makes everything look good.

I'm Sorry, Guys....

2008-09-28T15:42:00.002-05:00

Shit. I know. Useless Things has become just that. Useless. Sorry for the lack of posts. My only excuse is that this economy has us working a shitload more hours at our "real job" and so, less time to focus on the Useless. But here, take some recent fashion pictures of skinny models.....

And it's nice to see Angela Lindvall in the swing of things... and skinny.

Vote For Obama Or McCain's Shoes!

2008-08-27T19:43:00.002-05:00

Well, I'm sorry to say, but if it was all about footwear, I'm voting for McCain. Check out those slick Ferragamo loafers. Nice!

I guess Obama wears the worn brown shoes to seem like he's one of us, the people!

I'd still want those Salvatore Ferragamos, though.

Let's vote for Obama so we can wear McCains shoes!

Brad Pitt Likes Anorexic Models Too...

2008-08-27T19:40:00.003-05:00

I can't read what the hell Brad Pitt's tattoo says, but it has the image on an Anorexic nervosa woman with her back turned. Guess Brad Pitt likes skinny models, too. Who knew?

Hey I like skinny models more than the next guy, but I wound never tattoo their image on my forearm.

Barrack Obama Gets Rick Rolled

2008-08-17T21:12:00.002-05:00

If you don't know what being Rick Roll'd is, you need to NOT get out more.

Simply genius.

Vote For Richy Lala

2008-08-12T22:37:00.002-05:00

Hey, help me out and vote for my comedian friend, Richy Lala. If he wins this, he gets the chance to open for Dave Attell this month. VOTE!

The First Nip Slip Of The Olympics

2008-08-12T16:43:00.001-05:00

She's nothing to look at, but hey, it's a nip slip nonetheless.

Christina Tsoukala of Greece (R) fights for the ball with Gemma Beadsworth of Australia during their women's water polo match at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, on August 11, 2008. Australia defeated Greece 8-6.

Mischa Barton Picking Out Cute Clothes

2008-08-12T14:16:00.001-05:00

Some Mischa Barton pics...

Thighs Are NOT Supposed To Touch; Miranda Kerr Edition

2008-08-12T14:11:00.002-05:00

See???? I told you! Thighs aren't supposed to touch! Ever! Even standing straight, with your feet side by side.

You need to be like Miranda Kerr, Okay? Her thighs don't touch.

Some Strange Toyota Robot Walking Thing

2008-08-08T14:35:00.001-05:00

It's kinda like a smaller version of the Segway. It's called the Winglet. Neat.

Anne Vyalitsyna, Jeisa Chiminazzo, and Milagros Schmoll

2008-08-08T14:28:00.003-05:00

I know. I know! I'm sorry. I'm not as good as I used to be. I'm going through some really tough times at work right now. I don't have the time I used to have to update this blog. Here are 3 UT staples. Just wonderful.

Models never get tiring. Ever.

American Apparel Hires Porn Stars

2008-07-31T11:45:00.003-05:00

I knew I knew that face from somewhere! Logging into my Myspace, I realized, degenerate that I am, that I had already spooked one out to the latest American Apparel ad girl. And I didn't even know her name, isn't that sad?

But now I can put a name to that face! It's Faye Valentine. Internet Porn star. Here is the link to her Freeones thread, if you have to whack off to her immediately.

See people? This is the truth. This happens. I'm not the bad guy. The bad guy has this little girl's ads running on his blog, benefiting from this, and they don't tell you the truth! I am the TRUTH!

And God help you if you try to deny the truth! (It's totally her, don't argue)

And good for her, at least it's legit print work, geez, I saw a video of her getting fisted by another chick...it was intense! But, not a good way for a girl to make a living.

The Ray Of Sunlight That is Emma Stone

2008-07-23T15:46:00.003-05:00

These blogs really annoy me. Why do these people keep posting that fraud of a human being Heidi Montag, and her douche bag boyfriend Spencer Pratt? WHY!!!???

When there are true visions of grace and beauty in Hollywood, like Emma Stone. People, it's not that hard to find, you just have to look a little. Geez. Check out her video and pictures at GQ.com

UT is here for you, people! You people who want something different. Who deserve something different! Something fresh. And although we don't have much of a staff, and we can't update as regularly. Consider us your home!

BONUS:

A video I found of her being yelled at contantly by photographers as she poses on the red carpet. Really weird. But I know some of you will whack off to this.

Nothing Makes Me Want To Kill Myself More Than 'The Hills'

2008-07-23T14:22:00.005-05:00

Seriously. I don't care what you think you've overcome in your life. No problem, no struggle, no abuse, no pain, no hardship, NOTHING that you've ever faced is as suicide inducing as sitting through a complete episode of The Hills.

Peaches Geldof At The Dark Knight Premiere

2008-07-21T14:21:00.002-05:00

That's all.

No Bale, no Oldman, no Eckhart, and obviously no Ledger. Just Peaches.

Andy Dick Is The Real Joker

2008-07-16T15:48:00.001-05:00

It's simple.....Kill the Bat Man.

In this photo released by Riverside County Calif., Sheriff's Department, comedian Andy Dick is shown after being arrested for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery early Wednesday morning July 16, 2008, in Murrieta, Calif.

The Netflix XBox Console

2008-07-14T16:20:00.002-05:00

This image reminds me of some bad mushroom trip I had years ago while playing Xbox and havng high anxiety over returning my Netflix envelope as soon as I possibly could. Oh noooooo, they've melted into the same thing! I can't mail my Xbox, I need it! Oh no!

Microsoft Corp. and Netflix, Inc. today announced a partnership to enable consumers to instantly stream more than 10,000 movies and TV episodes from Netflix to the TV via Xbox LIVE. To mark the occassion, promotional Xbox 360 game consoles with Netflix branding were produced.

Miss Universe: Just Give It To Belgium

2008-07-11T20:03:00.002-05:00

I stopped paying attention to this stupid crap, becasue my favorites never win. Even though I'm right! Okay, sure, I'm boring, I like blondes with light eyes, whoah, kill me. I'd just stop the whole production and say, Miss Belgium, you win. None of these girls are as hot as you are, so we canceled the event this year. Congratulations, now you can go blow Donald Trump, if you want.

Miss Belgium is the goddess in yellow. And her name is Alizee Poulicek.

Come Monday, the 14th, and she DOESN'T win....It's fixed.

No One Gets Out Of A Car Better Than Mischa Barton

2008-07-11T17:10:00.002-05:00

A goddess. Really. I remember this old picture I posted a while ago, where she looked angelic! This girl looks amazing when she gets out of cars! Am I insane?

This dress looks amazing on her, too. Amazing.

God, why do you give me these images to obsess over? WHY?!

A Haunting Picture

2008-07-09T18:19:00.002-05:00

No joke here. Just a really impactful picture I saw in the news wires today. This face will haunt me the next time I casually eat rice.

A Pakistani girl cries as she waits to get a food ration during a food distribution outside the Data Durbar mosque in Lahore, Pakistan, on Wednesday , July 9, 2008. World rice and other grains prices have risen sharply this year because of growing demand, poor weather and rising cost of petroleum in some grain-producing countries. Some Asian countries, including India and Vietnam, recently suspended rice exports to guarantee their own supplies. (AP Photo/Emilio Morenatti)

Four Beautiful Women Introduce 'Sensuous'

2008-07-09T15:18:00.003-05:00

Mmm. I'm loving me some slightly older women right now. Recently, Hollywood has been infantilizing our sexual icons, simply to squeeze more time out of their career image. But it's awesome to see these older women (it sucks that I have to call them 'older') looking great. Proof you don't have to be in your teens or early twenties to look hot.

From left, Estee Lauder spokesmodels Hilary Rhoda, Gwyneth Paltrow, Elizabeth Hurley and Carolyn Murphy make an appearance to launch the new fragrance "Sensuous" on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 in New York.

Paltrow is looking ravishing lately.

Good Looking Bar Food

2008-07-09T15:12:00.002-05:00

I just need to escape sometimes. From this little cubicle, from this pain in the ass week. So, I thought I'd post this picture of a great looking skirt steak sandwich. Ah... Yes. The beer is half full in the background, signifying that I already have a good half a pint beer buzz when the sandwich comes out.

But, that's not the truth. The truth is, I'm hard at work and I'm not leaving for another 7 hours.

Something Is Good About Elizabeth Banks

2008-07-09T15:07:00.002-05:00

I can't put my finger on it (or maybe i can) but there's something really sexy about Elizabeth Banks. I'd do it.

Elizabeth Banks, a cast member in the film "Meet Dave," poses at the premiere of the film in Los Angeles, Tuesday, July 8, 2008.

This Beautiful Woman Is Dead.

2008-07-09T14:57:00.003-05:00

Sad story here to kick off the UT day. Full story here.

The body of British Columbia model Diana Gabrielle OBrien, of Salt Spring Island, has been found near Shanghai in what Chinese police are reportedly treating as a homicide. OBrien was working for a Shanghai-based modeling company, JH Model Management, one of Chinas leading modeling agencies, since mid-June.

Caroline Trentini, Just Because

2008-07-08T16:22:00.002-05:00

Stunning. I wish these backstage pics were better quality, but it's better than nothing.

Sacha Baron Cohen Is A Genius!

2008-07-08T16:16:00.002-05:00

So, our man, Ali-G, Borat, and this time, Bruno, convinced a bunch of crazy red-necks in Arkansas and Texas to attend this wild "Blue Collar Brawlin" event by offering $1 beers. When the event filled up, the cage fighters started making out and kissing each other in a gay frenzy. The crowd went nuts!

Read the story here.

Anita Briem Film Stills

2008-07-07T15:38:00.002-05:00

Hot little Icelandic chick! Damn! Check out the trailer for Journey To The Center Of The Earth.

I Have NEVER Posted Tila Tequila

2008-07-07T15:26:00.004-05:00

And for good reason, too. What is the deal with this little chick? She's so boring. I mean, really? This is your gig? You're some little bi-sexual slut? Really? And she's probably not even a slut. I've got a PHd in slut detection. I can see one coming a mile away. This little twig looks like an uptight bitch. She probably doesn't even like giving head. I hate being lied to. Stupid chick.

Remember kids, there is nothing more unattractive in this world than an average looking chick who THINKS she's hotter than what she really is. Total turn off.

It's more fun to fuck a fat chick, who knows she's fat. Trust me.

Milagros Schmoll Is Officially The New "It" Girl

2008-07-07T14:53:00.004-05:00

I've been posting her for some time now. I just love her. She is adorable and bad-ass looking all at the same time. Definitely one of my faves along with Agyness Deyn. They have that fresh new look.

Oh, and BTW, I like how Perez Hilton started posting Agyness Deyn the other day, like he was making a frickin' discovery or some shit. What a hack. Mario, I'm talking to you. I've been on the Deyn wagon for years. She's been a clickable link on my staple sidebar for quite some time now. I'm on Milagros now, baby, maybe next year you'll "discover" her too.

Model Agyness Deyn and The Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. visit The Plumm on July 4, 2008 in New York City.

Kirsten Dunst's Laid Back Fashion Sense

2008-07-07T14:37:00.002-05:00

I love me some Kirsten Dusnt. I love her style, it's so L.A. but at the same time it's not douchbag L.A. She's simple, and laid back. Love the way she dresses. I love girls who shop at Kitson, basically. Shops at Kitson, but knows when to cross the street and get some basics at American Apparel.

Don't know who dork-boy is, but if he's hanging with Kiki, he's ok.

Evolution Of A Joke

2008-07-07T01:26:00.003-05:00

Here is what that guy's bar joke turned into....

He added some current references. Wall-E. Pretty funny. Whatever, I promise to have some chicks on here this week, okay? The slacking will stop.

Robot Prostitute Requires CAPTCHA Solution Before Sex

2008-06-30T17:37:00.004-05:00

The question is not whether you would or wouldn't have sex with a robot prostitute, the question is....Will you be able to solve the CAPTCHA before intercourse?

This is one of Lisa Corrao's nerds.

Why Are Icelandic Chicks Always Hot?

2008-06-30T16:00:00.003-05:00

This chick Anita Briem is at the premiere for "Journey to the Center of the Earth." She's so choice. Why the hell is it that Icelandic chicks are so naturally hot? Screw all those countries in Europe, my first choice for a sweet vacation is Iceland, bitches. Show me the way!

Can't Wait For This GONZO Movie

2008-06-30T15:55:00.002-05:00

Just the other day I quoted the movie Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. When Benicio spills the drugs accidentally and says, "Did you see what God did?" Oh, man, I still crack up everytime.

WATCH THE TRAILER!!!

Ramdom Family Guy Pictures

2008-06-30T15:41:00.002-05:00

Whatever. The dude who created Family Guy struck a deal with Google. I love it how dorks are ruling society now.

Read more about it here....

Lisa Corrao Is The Den Mother Of All Nerds

2008-06-27T16:21:00.006-05:00

A couple of days ago I posted this funny clip I found on Youtube. Turns out the Comedian who wrote it is a hot chick, and she e-mailed me! I got excited. She runs this Nerd Comic group in Ft. Lauderdale. Here she is in full nerd action:

I love it when she says, "Invisible Woman has visible panty lines, everybody..." LOL

Check her out this coming Wednesday, July 2nd, at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv.

Jakob Dylan Has Great Skin

2008-06-26T14:59:00.002-05:00

Okay, I'm allowed at least one gay post a week. Okay, maybe 2. Or 9. All I'm saying here is that for a 38 year old man, Jakob Dylan takes care of his skin. I know guys aren't supposed to talk about skincare, but skrew [sic] you. I'll talk about whatever the hell I want.

In this June 15, 2008 file photo, Jakob Dylan and the Gold Mountain Rebels perform at the Bonnaroo music festival in Manchester, Tenn.

Okay, It's Mini-Me Sex Tape Time!

2008-06-25T17:50:00.002-05:00

Okay, you know I stay aways from this silly TMZ stuff the other guys post. But I can't ignore this one. Sorry. Verne Troyer sex tape? Awesome.

CLICK HERE TO SEE A SMALL CLIP!!!!

Funny Youtube Comedy Clip

2008-06-25T15:25:00.003-05:00

I came across this, and thought it was funny.

LoL. So true. I wonder If the comedienne looks like the cartoon.

UPDATE!

Lisa Corrao does look like the teacher in the cartoon, but cuter! She's hot! And she's got a big show coming up at The Improv. Check her out in Ft. Lauderdale.

I guess she likes nerds. There is hope for my readers!

Thalia Is The Hottest Latina There Is

2008-06-25T14:33:00.002-05:00

All others are tacky. Thalia has great personal style. She's super cute. And HOT!@#$%! Although it looks like she took the concept for her album cover from The Cut Copy (great album), who probably took that concept from Duran Duran.

Singer Thalia poses for photographers as she arrives at a news conference for her new album "Lunada" Tuesday, June 17, 2008 in New York.

John Legend At The BET Awards. Slick.

2008-06-25T14:26:00.002-05:00

I love John Legend. His music is really good. Probably one of the most soulfull dude in the music business right now. I loved that he did the last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A great dresser, too. Slick suit, John!

Download this cover of Hello It's Me by Todd Rundgren. It's awesome.

Toughbooks Are Pretty Cool

2008-06-25T14:17:00.002-05:00

Okay, this is a nerdy post, but the hell with it. This super sturdy mobile computer looks awesome. And the way that Japanese model is pouring water on top of it is kind of erotic, in a geeky way. "Yeah, baby, pour that water all over my laptop, baby...yeah..."

A model displays Panasonic's new ultra mobile PC, Toughbook CF-U1, as it is unveiled in Tokyo Wednesday, June 25, 2008. The 184x151x57mm compact PC is shown to be water-proof and durable for a fall from some 1.2 meter high position. Loaded with Intel Atom processor, the battery lasts about 10 hours.

Efren Ramirez And Chris Barrett Wrote A Book

2008-06-24T19:17:00.006-05:00

Efren Ramirez and his longtime buddy Chris Barrett have written a cool book, it's called, "Direct Your Own Life." It's getting really good reviews, and I can't wait to check it out. Maybe it can help me springboard this little blog I've been running for 2 and a half years now.

For more info on it, check out Efren's and Chris' Myspace.

Anne Hathaway Knows When To Quit Them

2008-06-24T16:21:00.002-05:00

Yeah, this wasn't planned. Anne's people told her to run before this crap was made public, I'm sure. I couldn't even imagine how contrived and career related these celeb's relationships are.

Photo dated February 24, 2008 shows Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri and his girlfriend US actress Anne Hathaway arriving at the 80th annual Academy Awards. Manhattan prosecutors announced June 24, 2008 that Follieri was arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges. Follieri, who was awaiting an appearance in Manhattan federal court, is accused of falsely telling an investor that the Vatican had appointed him to manage its financial affairs.

Whatever. I'd still totally do Anne Hathaway. Any day, and on fire.

I Love Giada De Laurentiis

2008-06-23T15:05:00.002-05:00

Long time since a Giada sighting. The hottest thing on the Food Network.

Giada De Laurentiis arrives at the 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Friday, June 20, 2008.

RIP George Carlin

2008-06-23T14:57:00.002-05:00

The guy was a genius. What else can you say?

George Carlin performs at the Orleans hotel casino in Las Vegas Saturday, June 7, 2008. Carlin, 71, whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, died Sunday June 22, 2008. He went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham.

Here's a clip of his classic bit, the 7 words you can't say on TV:

Brazil Fashion Week Brings The Skinny

2008-06-22T14:55:00.002-05:00

Yes! It's been a long time since I've glorified the deathly skinny on this site. Finally! Brazil brings the skinny. Remember people, no matter how you justify it, if you're not like these models, you're fat. Okay?

Yes, you. You are fat. It's okay, so am I. Only the models can be happy. Only the models.

Rachel Bilson And Michelle Trachtenberg

2008-06-20T16:07:00.002-05:00

Since I'm always obsessing over Mischa, I forget that Rachel Bilson is extremely cute as well. And Michelle, well she's a stunning ray of light.

Actresses Michelle Trachtenberg and Rachel Bilson at the Whitney Art Party and auction at Skylight on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 in New York.

Porn Stars Playing Soccer Wearing Nothing But Paint!

2008-06-20T15:47:00.003-05:00

Yup, that's right. That's excactly what's going on here. Sorry for the lack of posts, guys, I'll try to make it up to you this week.

Topless porn actresses wearing bodypaint with German colours play a beach football game on a beach in Vienna, on June 15, 2008, a day before the European football championship, group B football match between Austria and Germany.

Caroline Trentini Shows Up In Brazil For Fashion Week

2008-06-16T18:33:00.002-05:00

I called it! I knew she's be the star of this thing. Just look at this ethereal being. It's like she's unreal. Beautiful, and awesome.

Some older, backstage high quality shots.

Her Name Should Be "Blake Lovely" Cause That's What She Is

2008-06-11T19:01:00.002-05:00

Just lovely. Isn't she?

(Old picture. You don't really care where it's from.)

Okay.

Actress Blake Lively arrives at the Chanel Dinner held at the Greenwich Hotel during the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival on April 28, 2008 in New York City.

Paramore Soundcheck

2008-06-11T18:47:00.002-05:00

Oooooooh... I'm linking Walmart! I'm Evil! EVIL, I tell you!