She claims she's not a gold digger, and is insulted with that assumption. Okay, honey, I'll give it to you, I believe you. But, if your not, you've got to be the biggest idiot in relationship history. "Hmm, my husband just got over 19 years for the murder of his Ex? Yeah, I think I'm gonna hang in there, see where this thing is going."
I love how shallow these Hollywood women are. If you zoom into her eyeballs in this picture, you can see the words "Reality Show!" in bright lights, sparkling away.
Haha! After all those weird hairstyles, actually, this seems the most normal.
It's funny how he totally looks ashamed in this mugshot, like, "Oh, how humiliating...." These are the ones you should have been ashamed of! People's perceptions... They never cease to amaze.
This idea is blowing up on myspace. Vote for Kyle Cease for Comedy Central's Stand Up Showdown, and Kyle Cease will mention your name on his daily podcast. Its a real fun idea, and it gives something back to the fans. Sure, no big deal. But more than what the other Comedians are doing. He deserves it!
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" is what's written on Evan Rachel Wood's back. I figured, since I have a huge comment post going for my Stupid Megan Fox Tattoo post, I would post this one, too.
Stupid girls. They belong on Useless Things.
Lovely eyes, though.
Hey, Evan, Marlyn Manson didn't sleep with you because you were the kind of girl who tattoos esoteric Edgar Allan Poe lines on your back...He slept with you because you were 19, skinny, beautiful, and beautifully naive.