Dwyane Wade Farts On Richard Hamilton

From the looks of it, it was a real stinker. Today was a real crap day for celebrity gossip. I had nothing. You know I'm in trouble when I post sports stuff and I'm NOT making fun of what they wear.

Ah, they lost in Detroit, it goes to game 6 on friday.

GO HEAT!!!!

Sofia Coppola Expecting

Sofia Coppola, left, and French singer Thomas Mars arrive for the screening of the film "Marie-Antoinette," at the 59th International film festival in Cannes last week. Coppola is expecting a baby, due this winter, People magazine reported today on its Web site. Mars is the lead singer for that band Phoenix. Congratulations to them both!

Wednesday Links

Jude Law jogs in his boxers. = TPWLTH
Taylor Hicks high school pictures. = Just Jared
Kevin Federline cleans up. = Dlisted
Hilary Duff and a birthday cake. = The Bastardly
Kate Beckinsale's ass crack. = Egotastic
Britney getting divorced? = Popbytes

And a 1 year happy birthday shout out to fourfour.

Tuesday Links

Why does Jessica Alba have Jessica Simpson hair? = Gone Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan is moving to London for some jackass. = Egotastic
Paris Hilton's porno video shoot. = The Bastardly
Nicole Richie needs to eat, now. = IDLYITW
Mischa Barton is mean to her mommy. = A Socialites Life

Mariah Carey Is Tacky; Has Great Legs

Singer Mariah Carey watches as a 16-foot tall replica of her legs is revealed as she's named the first "Celebrity Legs of a Goddess," in New York today. The event was part of a promotion as Gillette begins a nationwide search for the most beautiful legs in the United States.

Well, I don't think those 16 foot tall legs look like hers at all! This is sooooo tacky, it's almost not even funny. It's like the statue Tony Montana had in his living room with the neon sign. It's just bad. I fear that pop culture is heading into a new era of tackiness. A really bad tackiness, not the good kind.

Vince Vaughn Throws A Ball

Actor Vince Vaughn, left, talks in the dugout with Chicago Cubs manager Dusty Baker before throwing out the first pitch before the start of the Cubs baseball game against the Cincinnati Reds on Monday at Wrigley Field in Chicago. I love this guy! I don't care about him and Aniston, I just want him to be in another Swingers-type movie with Jon Favreau. Though I heard Favreau is in The Break Up movie. What a crowd pleaser, everything this guy says is funny to me!

Nacho Libre Surfs A Wave

Actor Jack Black rides a wave on a body board at Wave House wave pool during taping for MTV's Summer Sizzle '06 at San Diego's Mission Beach Monday.

I can't wait for that Nacho Libre movie. It's going to be the test to see if Napoleon Dynamite was just a fluke, or a great movie by a great new young director. I'm hoping for the latter.

My Long Weekend Links

Paris Hilton nip slip. = EgotasticBen and Jen, remember them? = Popsugar
Brian Austin Green is a dirty old man, and my hero. = IDLYITW
Kate Bosworth is rude. = Dlisted
Hayden Panettiere and Roberto Cavalli. = The Bastardly
Ashlee Simpson is a boxing champ. = Hollywood Tuna

Superman Costume: Then And Now

I think it's interesting to look at the differences in the Superman costume from the 1978 version to the 2006 version. A major difference I see is the toned down colors. The blues are bluer but it seems the red cape is toned down, and I read it doesn't have an "S" on the back either. Also the new costume has tiny little S's semi-preforrated all around it, that's kinda overdoing it, but still, a very cool detail.

The 1978 costume looks like an imitation Underoos pajama, by today's standards. It seems to be spandex, and the "S" looks to have been cut out by a guy with a pair of fiskars. It's kinda sad to think that costume was so bad-ass back then, no one questioned how "authentic" it looked. I think about how we're going to look at this 2006 costume 30 years from now. Will I think it's cheap, and cheesy? Far out!

Yeah Yeah Yeah's And Company B Together!

I'm a sucker for the whole "mashup" remixes. I think it started with that Strokes song mixed with Christina's "Genie in a Bottle", then Jay-Z did the Grey Album, which mixed the Beatles' White Album with Jay's Black Album, and more recently the Linkin Park Jay-Z collaboration.

Now MK from Popbytes has found another gem, check it out, it's a remixed of "Fascinated" by Company B and "Gold Lion" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

CLICK IT!!!!

Hugh Hefner Celebrates His Birthday Whenever He Feels

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner holds a birthday cake with girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson, left, Bridget Marquardt, second left and Holly Madison, right, during a photocall to celebrate his 80th birthday at the 59th International film festival in Cannes today.

Um, thats funny, because I remember Paris Hilton singing Happy Birthday to him almost 2 months ago. What's the deal? On his imdb profile it states his birthday was on april 9th. Then again, if I had 3 playmate girlfriends I'd celebrate my birthday every month too. Actually, maybe the party where Paris sang him Happy Birthday just hasn't ended yet. Maybe it's like a 2 month party binge!

God, I wish I was 80 years old. Oh, and the publisher of Playboy.

Wednesday Night Links

Wanna lick Alyssa Milano's armpits? = The Barstardly
Elizabeth Hurley's nip-slip that never was. = Egotastic
Faye Dunaway then and now. = PopBytes
Mariah Carey's pepsi commercial. = fourfour
Bai Ling's Nip SLIP!!= Celebrity Crunch

"Hi, I Like You. Do You Like Me?"

Man this is great! Borat in Cannes! Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen is shooting new Borat episodes. He's a genius, but you can see people are hip to it already.



Many more pictures at goldenfiddle.com

I Love Me Some Kirsten And Sofia

I love Kirsten Dunst. I love Sofia Coppola. Here they are presenting their movie Marie-Antoinette at the Cannes Film Festival. (where else?) People are so hard on Kiki on gossip blogs, they call her "troll" and other names. I really don't see why, she's beautiful. I think she's a big star, and I especially love her crooked tooth. It's special. I think she's got a great body too, check out her bikini pictures from Cannes.

Today's pictures:

Hot Country Chicks, Kelly Clarkson, And A Midget

Carrie Underwood is definaltey the hottest of the group! She's like a country music version of Jessica Simpson! Nice. I may even start listening to her music, how about that?

Ok, lemme get the rest of these chicks in order. First off is Trace Adkins (a dude) surrounded with skanky country dancers. Katrina Elam in the pink dress. Martina McBride in the black dress. And cute little redhead is Megan Mullins.


And finally, Kelly Clarkson was there too, and a midget named Two Foot Fred. Maybe he was trying to hook up with her, after all, she's a midget as well.

Hot Chicks Promote Video Games

I love this whole video game promotion world. It's so transparent to me, although millions must be buying right into it. Just get a bunch of hot chicks, take suggestive pictures of them in hot-pants playing the video games, and wait for every gamer out there to salivate over them. Give them the "hope" that they can hook up with a girl like that. These gamer conventions have an eerie similarity to porno conventions. And why not? I mean, after the gamer is finally tired of Counterstrike, what does he naturally do? Look up porn.

I just want the gamers out there to know one thing. None of the women shown here care if you're the number one player of Splinter Cell. No, really. I don't care if they're in a female gamer group. They're all just trying to be famous. Sorry. The PMS Clan is their gimmick. What they really want from a man is for him to be able to put them on TV. Trust me.