Model time, guys. Check out this chick, Hana Soukupova at the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund (OCRF) Super Saturday 10 at Nova's Art Project in new York. Why does this relatively simple outfit look so good on her? Is it because she's a model? Is it because she's skinny? Is it because she's beautiful?
Yes. Yes to all.
And you wish you were all of those things, too.
Tragically, you're not. And yes, that does suck, but deal with it.
Haven't seen Lydia Hearst out in a while. Good to see she's still looking hot. Check her out with the dude from Fall Out Boy, judging some Karaoke thing in New York. The judges of the "Karaoke On The Rocks" Bob McLynn, lead singer of the band Fall Out Boy Patrick Stump, model Lydia Hearst, photographer Mick Rock and music executive Rob Stevenson react to a contestant at SPIN magazine's "Karaoke On The Rocks" Angels & Kings July 30, 2007 in New York City.
Actor Fred Savage kisses the mound prior to throwing out the ceremonial first pitch of a baseball game between the Chicago Cubs and Philadelphia Phillies on Monday, July 30, 2007, in Chicago. Easy, Fred, easy. I know you don't have much of a career anymore, but it's just a game. The chick from The Facts Of Life threw it out not too long ago. It's not a big deal.
Damn, I guess they do come in 3's. Tom Snyder, Igmar Bergman, and now this. One of my favorite movies is Blow Up. The director, Michaelangelo Antonioni died Monday, July 30, 2007. He was 95 years old.Check him out with Nicholson during the 67th annual Academy Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles Monday, March 27, 1995
Supreme Court Just Taught Hollywood A New Word: Idiopathic
Supreme Court Judge John Roberts had a seizure and collapsed yesterday. The New York Times reports:
The episode, described as a “benign idiopathic seizure,” was similar to one he suffered 14 years ago, according to the court’s press release. Idiopathic means that the cause of the seizure remains unknown.
Wow, I like the sound of that phrase, "benign idiopathic seizure." Cause we always hear "exhaustion" or "bad reaction to antibiotics" or "dizziness" from the Hollywood people. Why couldn't Hollywood publicists come up with something that good? Oh, wait, cause they're dumb.Seriously, all joking aside, I hope Mr. Roberts is O.K., and It looks like he is, but that phrase is just DYING to be stolen for the "cause" of many future celebrity O.D.'s, panic attacks, or plain drug induced nuttiness!
So, get ready. My prediction is that "idiopathic" is the next Hollywood buzzword! Even without an official diagnosis!
So, it's not a DUI anymore, it's an idiopathic aversion to driving straight. See?
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton during production of the finale of their "The Simple Life" series. With them is actress Sally Kirkland, portraying Nicole's father, Lionel Richie. The series finale airs on the E! cable channel on Sunday, August 5, 2007.
Actor Adam Sandler rides on the back of a car as he shoots a scene from his new movie under production on Park Avenue in the Manhattan borough of New York, today. He better be making another movie right away, I heard Chuck and Larry really sucked.
Actress Amy Adams arrives for the premiere of the movie "Underdog," Monday, July 30, 2007 in New York. Adams voices the character of the dog "Sweet" Polly Purebread. Yes, I know. It's the Red.
Actor Edward Burns, left, and actress Shannyn Sossamon, right, hand out free iPhones to a few audience members at a panel discussion for their new film "One Missed Call" at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego, Friday, July 27, 2007.
At least that's what Danica McKellar thinks. Are there any guys out there my age (29) who didn't have a crush on Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years? I doubt it. Check her out in the Details spread here.
McKellar has a message for girls: cute and smart is better than cute and dumb.
50 Cent recently finished the video for his new single "Ayo Technology" which features Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. The video was directed by Joseph Kahn and filmed in London, England. BET's Access Granted will premiere the video on Thursday August 2nd. Curtis, 50 Cent's third album on Shady/Aftermath, will be in stores on September 11, 2007.
And here's a funny Vitamin Water ad:
And what happens to you if 50 catches you pirating and selling his shit:
I must admit, I never thought black and blue went well together, but leave it to George Clooney to work it out. His suit is very dark blue, though, maybe that helps. His shirt is deep black. No shots of his shoes or socks. I wonder what he's wearing. Actor George Clooney watches as an Omega watch is assembled during the official presentation for Omega Corp. at the Nicolas G. Hayek Center in Tokyo, Japan.
It sucks when 2 people die practically on the same day, and one is more famous than the other. It's always sad to think that even your death was overshadowed by something. yesterday and today, two people died. Tom Snyder and director Igmar Bergman. And Tom Snyder died Sunday, July 29, 2007 in San Francisco from complications associated with leukemia. Ingmar Bergman has died, Swedish news agency TT reported Monday, July 30, 2007. He was 89 years old.
Another beautiful red head from Brazil. Not on the Cintia Dickerdemi-god level, but still, really darn cute. And she's got a spunky personality too. Here is a video of Raquel Lieven interviewing another model on FTV:
This is the reason I had to quit my FashionTV. It's hypnotic to guys like me. Could you imagine me at home with this kind of shit on 24 hours a day? I would go into a catatonic state of numbness, forget to eat, die, my neighbors would complain about the stench, and I'd be found by the police, alone on the couch, lifeless, with FTV on in the backround.
I love this girl Anne Vyalitsyna. She has this peaceful look on her face. Down to earth, like she doesn't even know that she is pretty. You know? Like she's thinking, "Geez, I don't know why they like to take pictures of me in my swimsuit! I guess they like me. Oh well." And it makes her even hotter!
Here is an old Polaroid of Deanna Miller I ripped off of The Fashion Spot. Obviously taken before she was my Brooks Brothers obsession.Can someone tell me what the deal with that website is? The Fashion Spot? Can I be a member, or is it invitation only? I think I deserve to be a member. I get people linking me on there all the time.
I wanna see this movie. It looks decent.Catherine Zeta-Jones, center, and Aaron Eckhart, co-stars of the new movie "No Reservations," assemble cherry pies with Martha Stewart during a segment of the NBC "Today" television program in New York today.
Jeisa is one of my favorite models. In my opinion, she is way sexier than Gisele, yet Victoria's Secret doesn't promote her as much as the other Angels. Here is a pic I tried my Photoshop X-ray effect on. The garment she wears is a little too busy for it to look totally clean, but I tried my best.
For more excellent Jeisa pics, go check out Nina's Blog. She has some great pics up!
Okay, I will keep on saying this. But this is an indisputable fact. If you don't like Cintia Dicker's freckles then you are denying the very work of God! Yes. You. You deny God! Absolutely perfect. Stare into the very face of beauty!
You know how some people use Photoshop to clone out slight imperfections and blemishes? Well, in Cintia's case we need to enhance her photos, so we see more freckles! We need to make sure every single one is accounted for.
Boy, the Lindsay Lohan mania just keeps coming.... In this photo released by NBC Universal, "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" host Jay Leno, right, interviews Rob Schneider, dressed as Lindsay Lohan, in Burbank, Calif., Tuesday, July 24,2007.
I've always admired women who have the guts to go short with their hair. I think the days of women finding identity with long flowing hair are somewhat over. Which is not to say long hair on some women doesn't looks better. But there is something sexy about a woman's confidence to go extremely short. Laura Harris is one of those women.
Actress Laura Harris of the new drama "Women's Murder Club" listens during the ABC Press Tour in Beverly Hills, Calif., Wednesday, July 25, 2007.
I gotta watch out with this, cause Kid Rock will come down to Miami and kick my ass. That guy's got a short fuse. Anyhow, his little sisterJill Ritchie is sorta cute. And she's on a new show. Check it out. Jill Ritchie, the sister of bob Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock After years of portraying characters younger than she is, the 33-year-old actress has a starring role in VH1's new half-hour comedy series "I Hate My 30s." The show, which features a number of Ritchie's former USC classmates both in front of and behind the camera, focuses on the unique challenges facing those former children of the 1980s.
A reason to visit Atlanta... Jim Henson with one of his puppets, Kermit the Frog, in this February 1988 photo. The Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta is set to be the definitive Jim Henson museum with everything from original puppets to sketches from his personal collection, center officials and the Henson family announced Wednesday, July 25, 2007.
t's those Venessa Redgrave genes, that's what does it for me. Joely Richardson arrives at the annual FOX All-Star Television Critics Association party at the Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica, California.
Yes, I know it's old picture day at Useless Things. Leave me alone, I'm just going through all the unknown actresses and models that I've mentioned on here in the past. Melissa Sagemiller was one of them. Super hot. Melissa Sagemiller poses with Max Azria backstage at the Max Azria Fall 2007 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent February 5, 2007 in New York City.
Elizabeth Jagger is a real beauty. And check out model Erin O'Conner, that chick is 6'1"! Thats a lot of woman.
Models Elizabeth Jagger and Erin O'Conner pose for a photograph as they take part in the Marks and Spencer Autumn/winter 2007 photocall in Covent Garden in May in London, England.
Somewhere in between my redhead obsession and freckle obsession lies the cute scattered little moles obsession. Moles which I lovingly like to refer to as "chocolate chips." Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann is full of them on her neck. Nice! File photo of model Elettra Rosellini as she was presented as new face of Lancome at Salvador Diaz Gallery in Madrid, Spain.
Yup. I'm sort of into Glenn Close's daughter. I think there is something special about her. A very elegant girl.
Annie Maude Starke, daughter of actress Glenn Close attends the premiere of "Damages" presented by FX Productions at the Regal Theatre on July 19, 2007 in New York City.
I almost don't want to post these stupid mugshots. I kinda stopped posting on Lohan, and the rest of the stupid crew, because that's not really what this blog is about. If you are a blog reader, then this is not the first time today that you've seen these Lindsay Lohan arrest photos underneath a clever, sarcastic headline. Right? And what's the point of reading more than 1 blog if they all have the same pictures, with the same stories, and the same degrading commentary?
But, in keeping with my other mugshot posts, Here are the two versions I got from the wire. Same picture, just one is toned better than the other.
Christ, this girl is gorgeous. She reminds me of Barbara Meier a little. All I get from the caption is her first name, Mara. Usually that means they're underage when they can't give complete names, as models.
Model Mara wearing the hat creation "Climate Summit" by German Anna Caroline Menzel at the Igedo fashion fair in Duesseldorf, Germany, Monday, July 23, 2007. The Igedo fashion fair, where 1,770 exhibitors from 51 countries will present their latest collections to the world's bulk buyers in Duesseldorf, lasts until July 24, 2007.
I'm not sure if that is considered a jacket, or pea coat, but whatever it is, he wears it well. I'm not into the pseudo-vintage tee underneath, but I'll give him a pass since, well, they do have a movie to promote. He's a good looking son of a bitch, too. Actor Josh Duhamel, right, accompanied by director Michael Bay, unveils a "Transformers" T-shirt during a press conference in Tokyo Monday, July 23, 2007. The film will be shown at Japan Premiere in Tokyo Tuesday, July 24, and released nationwide Saturday, Aug. 4.Oh, and the movie kicked ass.
I'm not quite sure how to take in Daniel Radcliffe yet. I don't know if I'm ready for him at all, really. Details magazine is one of my favorite mags, and he graces the cover this month. But I think forcing the Harry Potter child actor down our throats as a full blown adult is not a good move yet. As a very cynical magazine itself, I'm surprised Details went for it as their cover. Basically, I'm not ready to see Harry Potter as an adult. Which sucks because I'm sure that's EXCACTLY what this kid's PR machinery is trying to do. Trying to bridge that gap in our heads as quickly as possible.
In the same issue we are given a former child actor portfolio of our favorite 80's sitcom stars we've lost touch with, and where they are now. See, I think we need that with our child actors. We need to see them go unheard of for a while, we need to see them fall on their faces, so we get some sort of surprise factor out of the deal. There is no surprise with Radcliffe. He's Harry F**ckin' Potter. And even if the movies are wrapping up, the kid is in that weird in-between puberty phase that no one really wants to see.
Radcliffe will face the same tough challenge Leonardo Dicaprio faced; how to get an audience to see him as a man. The question is, will he be lucky enough to find his Martin Scorsese?
Ahhh, I know. This is kinda of traditional boring celebrity blog shit. But, I'll post it since The Karate Kid is the greatest movie of all time. Flavor Flav arrives at the "Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav" in Burbank, Calif. on Sunday, July 22, 2007.
Danny Masterson May Be Next On UT's Career Ending List
I know my first career ending post wash mean, and harsh. But it had to happen. You can't date Megan Fox without people giving you a hard time about it. Especially when you can almost play her father in a role. Danny Masterson looks like a bug in this picture. I'm not going to end his career on this post, but, a fair warning has been given. Also, you know he's a Scientologist, so again, free rein.
Am I just jealous because I think Bijou Phillips is cute? Yes. Do I care? No.
Bijou Phillips at Jets Polo Field with her boyfriend actor Danny Masterson attend the opening day of the 2007 Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at JetOneBridgehampton, N.Y., Saturday, July 21, 2007.
This chick is so frickin' cute, I'm madly attracted to her. She looks like a really cool chick who is a lot of fun to be around. And check out the ass shots while she wore this cute little ensemble! Yes! Sophie Ellis-Bextor performs at T4 On The Beach on July 22, 2007 in Weston-Super-Mare, England.
Renee Zellweger models the 2007 KEY TO THE CURE limited edition T-shirt by Juicy Couture designed exclusively for Saks Fifth Avenue in partnership with the Entertainment Industry Foundation. All proceeds from the sale of the T-shirt will benefit EIF's Women's Cancer Research Fund.
Seriously, long hair is totally out right now. And I don't see it coming back any time soon. When your hair is longer than your girlfriends, something is not right. Unless you're playing a homeless person or 80's rock star in your next movie, you need to cut that shit. Actor Jim Carrey, right, and girlfriend, actress Jenny McCarthy, left, pose on the press line at the DesignCare 2007 benefit fundraiser in Malibu, Calif. on Saturday, July 21, 2007.
Vin Diesel Is Grabbing Sammy Sosa A Little Too Tight
This first thing I thought when I saw these pictures was,"Damn, Vin Diesel is bigger than Sammy Sosa! He's huge!" Then I saw the second pic and thought, "Dude, Vin Diesel is totally grabbing Sosa too tight. So gay." See, I can deal with effeminate gay, you know? Everyone slips a feminine type move every now and then. But this masculine macho gay thing is wack. So tacky. Like he's trying to feel Sosa's back muscles. So butchy. Or do they call it "Bear" or "Beary"? Texas Rangers designated hitter Sammy Sosa, left, is greeted by actor Vin Diesel before a ceremony in honor of Sosa's 600th career home run, prior to the Rangers' baseball game against the Cleveland Indians Saturday in Arlington, Texas.
I feel a skinny model post coming soon. But for now, check out these skinny model legs.
Models wear underwear creations of the label Nina von C on the catwalk of the Bodylook fashion show within the IGEDO fashion fair in Duesseldorf, Germany, Sunday, July 22, 2007. The Igedo fashion fairs, during which 1.770 exhibitors from 51 countries will present their latest collections to the world's bulk buyers in Duesseldorf lasts until July 24, 2007.
I thought this would be a good time to end Brian Austin Green's career. Yes. I've had enough. If you were born after 1986, Brian Austin Green is currently Megan Fox's boyfriend (Yes, the young hottie from Transformers). If you were born before 1986, you know him as the putz from Beverly Hills 90210 who thought he was a rapper. A white rapper. Yes, before Eminem. And yes, around the same time as Vanilla Ice.
Someone needs to tell Mr. Green that he is no longer relevant. The last thing he did that anyone is talking about is how he got Megan Fox to actually date him. I'm so looking forward to the day when she dumps his old ass. Oh, and that day is coming Mr. Green. Make no mistake. I know you're going to read this, so I will direct this to you, personally. The number one misconception about celebrities is that they don't read the internet. Ha, right, they have nothing else better to do, trust me, they read this. And they read UT.
The mere fact that The Transformers is the number one movie in the country already puts Megan Fox light years ahead and above your league. Pretty soon, that fact will be apparent to her, and you'll be a memory. Fox, by being in this mega-hit, and by all the critic's accounts, is poised to be the next Angelina Jolie type of movie star, and you, you are still 'TV guy.' Not only that, but let's face it, her and Shia LaBeouf make a better couple than you and her. Seeing Mr. Green at age 34 parading around in tacky faded denim and embroidered untucked dress shirts desperately trying to hang on to some form of tacky teenage youth culture is quite frankly, depressing. This guy should if anything, be playing the 'father role' in a Hallmark channel made for TV movie. If that.And as far as you having a Hip Hop career, as an artist or Producer, it's over bro, it's over. It's never going to happen for you, man, it's done. Emimen started 10 years AFTER you had your chance, and he's practically ready to retire from the business himself. He succeeded, and now he's wrapping it up. Where does that leave you? Done. Over. Never. You missed the boat, bro, you missed it. You were the product of a group of coked up TV producers from '91 who thought you'd be a hip addition to a show about Beverly Hills teens from 1991. Yes, teens from 1991! Megan Fox was 5 when you were supposed to be "the cool guy." Face it, the people responsible for your success have either had strokes, died of heart attacks, or are in court right now trying to prove they didn't kill a wannabe TV actress.Megan Fox on the other hand, has a promising future in FILM. Not TV, Film. Get it? She is going to be a distant memory to you, bro. If I were you, I'd tuck in my shirt, first of all. Act your age. And try to score that Oxygen Original Movie, bro, because that's all you are worth right now. And you still have to audition, cause there are better actors than you, even on that level.
Brian, you are not young. No one likes you. They never did. Go away. Thank your lucky stars that you've had the career you've had, mediocre as it's been, and thank The Lord that you were given the lucky chance to have Megan Fox grab your balls. Because Megan will leave you soon enough. Trust me. It's a matter of time. When the box office figures land on her agent's desk, they'll give her some new career advice. "First thing, dump the has-been TV guy, he makes you look cheap." My advice to you is:
Find a flaky TV actress more your age range, and start a family or something. No teenagers today look to you as a "cool" guy anymore. They never did, really.
For obsessing on this SI model Anne V so much, I haven't really posted a lot on her. She doesn't show up to many events. She is just my type. Perfect everything. Smile, skin, body, thinness, everything. My whole previous rant on her is that Sports Illustrated, or her agent, or whoever, made her simplify her name from Anne Vyalitsyna to just Anne V. My thing is, when you are THIS hot, you don't have to change shit. People better LEARN how to pronounce your name!
I've liked this girl since her role in Wicker Park, a movie that was totally underrated. To act on the opposite end of the lovely Diane Kruger and make it work is not an easy task for anyone. And she pulls it off. Here she is at the premiere of "Damages" presented by FX Productions at the Regal Theatre last night in New York City.
Am I the only person in the world who it sick up to here with this Harry Potter hype? Tonight is the release of the much anticipated "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" and everyone is going nuts. Some see the excitement of the last chapter in the tremendously popular Potter series finally coming to its peak, I see a bunch of ugly people reading a book.
Will he die? Will he live? Who really gives a shit?
Miss Playboy TV spain 2006, Blanca Llorca, poses with this years winner, Wilma González, along with Miss Playboy TV Portugal 2007, Liliana Queiros, and last year's winner, Sara Santos, in Madrid last night. And oops, it looks like the girls were having a bit too much fun, cause check out the NIP SLIP! It must be my lucky day. Out of all the playboy models to have slipped a nip, it turns out to be the red head! I love Red heads.
Only Useless Things would get excited about a nip slip on a person who gets paid for taking off their clothes anyway. Useless.
What a phony looking over-styled Hollywood pansy. I feel bad calling him that, too. UT, the only shit talking blog with a conscious.Zac Efron who plays Link Larkin in the new "Hairspray" movie that opens today, appears on the NBC "Today" television program in New York's Rockefeller Center.
If you don't read Useless Things regularly, I have a mania of posted pictures of celebrities taking their own pictures. Usually with crappy point and shoot cameras. Here Enrique Iglesias takes his own picture for the fans who showed up to see him just moments ago at the Premios Juventud awards here in Miami.
I love these cool thin rimmed hats. I need to find one. Maybe in straw instead, though. Justin Timberlake attends the grand opening of his new restaraunt Southern Hospitality last night in New York City.
Seems like Maggie Rizer is a red head again. Although these pics are kinda old. I like her better Redheaded (Surprise). She seems to be a resilient young woman. She's been though some tough times. I didn't know about all the stuff she had gone through with her stepfather. He basically cheated her out of millions and left her broke. Read the article here.
I found this on the web searching for a real life Heineken beer ad. It's pretty amazing, and hilarious. It's good to see I'm not the only weirdo out there with a nutty sense of humor and kick ass photoshop skills.
Alyson Hannigan is kinda hot, in a way, even if she plays dorky a lot. She was really good in Date Movie, which I saw last night. Sophie Monk is hot in it too.
I like Michelle Ryan. She looks healthy. Healthy is good. I want to see her naked, don't you? I guess we'll have to settle for watching the new Bionic Woman on NBC.
Actress Michelle Ryan attends the NBC All-Star Party Tuesday, July 17, 2007 in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Hilary Swank is shown during the production of a public service announcement for Pantene Beautiful Lengths in Los Angeles. Swank announced that she will cut and donate her hair later this year as the charity campaign's new celebrity spokesperson. Okay, great. But really, who the hell wants Hilary Swanks' hair?
Kevin Bacon models the official SixDegrees.org T-shirt from Hanes in support of his online charity, SixDegrees.org. Six Degrees and Hanes have announced they will award up to $10,000 to the causes of the six people most successful at connecting with friends and family to raise funds for their favorite charities. The official SixDegrees.org T-shirt from Hanes, made from ultrasoft cotton, is available for purchase for $20 at Hanes.com and SixDegrees.org
In his new movie, Tom plays the guy who attempted to assasignate Adolph Hitler. It looks good. As nutty as we all know Tom is, one thing is for sure, his movies are still pretty kick-ass. Col. Claus von Stauffenberg (left), the aristocratic German officer who led the daring 'July 20' plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler in 1944; and Tom Cruise (right), who stars as Stauffenberg in the thriller 'Valkyrie.'
This month's Details magazine has got several great articles. Including a Wheelock piece about wearing sporty sunglasses. Again, she's right on point. And way past most guy's heads, unfortunately. Check out the anal sex article, too. I just don't understand why they don't update their "Gay, or.." page every month. They're behind 2 months. I may have to start scanning them.
What's the difference between these comedians? Well, apparently Kevin James and Adam Sandler think they're still living on a college campus. I guess the PREMIERE for THEIR OWN MOVIE is not important enough of an event to at LEAST wear decent shirt. Perhaps one with even, (gasp, dare I suggest it?) a collar? See, some comedians think they need to give out this "young vibe" so people won't consider them stuffy. A misguided, calculated move so that the college crowd feels comfortable with them. Like wearing some untucked sports jersey is going to make the college crowd forget that you're in your 40's and you've been making 20 mil a picture since they've been in grade school. Yup, sure... you guys are regular dudes just like us! Bullshit.
I consider Chris Rock ten times funnier than either of these guys, he's not stuffy in the least. Yet he's wearing a nice grey suit, cool all white sneaks, and looks great. And this isn't even his movie! Class, brother. He always dresses nice. Look how stupid the guys look next to Jessica Beil, who obviously took time, and tried to look good for the event. If they REALLY didn't care about their look, then at least they should have thought about how the women would look standing next to them. Hmm, let's see, dashing, young, beautiful movie star standing right next to a couple of guys who look like they just got off the subway from a Yankees game. They may as well have mustard stains on their shirts.
They need to take tips from Rock. These guys should be embarrassed.
Eh, I don't know if the other blogs are calling her fat. But I will. What the hell. See, it's not just about skinny models here. I have a heart, people. Actress Nikki Blonsky, who plays Tracy Turnblad in "Hairspray", poses for photographers before the premier of the movie today in Baltimore.
Do you see what happens when I get into the Redhead groove? I can't stop. Here is my favorite Brooks Brothers model on the Victoria's Secret runway. You guys do realize that I'm going to have to start scanning hi-res pictures from my Brooks Brothers catalogues to post them here.I swear this girl looks even hotter dressed like a country club mom. Whoever cast her for BB is a genius.
A vast land, a roof overlooking it, and the most unique model in the world wearing a beautiful Alexander McQueen dress. Could anything else be as perfect as this?I don't think so.
Comedian Dave Chappelle was hospitalized over the weekend for exhaustion, his publicist said Tuesday. The 33-year-old comedian checked into an emergency room on Saturday, July 14, 2007, and was released a few hours later, publicist Carla Sims said. Hope all is well with David. I think he's a stand up guy.
Sure, he got burned, and it was bad PR. But look, he's still a musical genius. An employment tribunal ordered Sting and his wife on Tuesday, July 17, 2007, to pay a former chef $51,000 in compensation after she won a sexual-discrimination claim against them. Jane Martin, 41, won her claim in May. She said she was fired after she became pregnant.
A silkscreen self-portrait of Andy Warhol is shown. On the back, a stamp from the Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts Inc. labels it "Denied" after having declared it a fake. In a $20 million lawsuit filed Monday, July 16, 2007 in U.S. District Court, Joe Simon-Whelan said the Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts Inc. and the Andy Warhol Art Authentication Board force owners of each Warhol work to sign contracts giving them a "perpetual veto right over its authenticity." I saw the Documentary about this guy's situation. From what I remember, the painting IS a real Warhol, but was used to promote some photography exhibition, and the committee deemed it not valid.
Are you a cute blonde actress? Are you on a TV show no one watches (yet)? Are you a whole lot prettier than say, Paris, Lindsay, Jessica, Britney? Don't like getting f-cked up at Teddys or LAX? Perez Hilton NOT making fun of you on his blog? Have no fear, cute blonde one. You will always have a place here. We don't care about any of that.
Yvonne Strzechowski arrives to the NBC All-Star Party held during the 2007 Summer Television Critics Association Press Tour at the Beverly Hilton hotel today in Beverly Hills.
Sorry guys. I just don't see it. I'm not jumping on the Hayden-wagon. I cannot ignore a chubby, short physique and fat arms. And a face that is quite unremarkable. That's fine, I'm sure many people disagree with my red-head-mania tastes . To each his own.
Actress Hayden Panattiere attends the NBC All-Star Party Tuesday, July 17, 2007 in Beverly Hills, Calif.
The Simpson family tours Paris with supermodel Linda Evangelista in this illustration provided by Harper's Bazaar. With Evangelista as their tour guide, Marge and her family take France and the fashion world by storm in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar in a cartoon spread that transforms the less-than-chic suburban family into pictures of urban sophistication. Louis Vuitton designer Marc Jacobs.
Sometimes models just need to stand there and look hot. Sometimes they need not smile, even. A great many models only look good when they are serious. Gisele is not one of those models, but in these pictures, she's overselling herself and the product.
I admit, she looks darn good in these pictures, but we could do without all the phony open mouth smiles and wild waving hands. No one needs to see your excitement, we just need to see that smoking hot body. Thankyou.
Model Gisele Bundchen launches the new Dolce & Gabbana fragrance "The One", at Saks Fifth Avenue today in New York City.
Is it strange to anyone else but me that a 48 year old man is dressed like this? I know he's a rock-star, but really, Nikki Sixx. Shouldn't there be like a age-cap for this aging rock-star look? Maybe 40? They're all just trying to age like Keith Richards.
Don't they see that no young, relevant rock-stars today are dressing like this? It's like old rock-star chic, and it's terrible.
I'm not saying to stop supporting cancer research, or The Lance Armstrong Foundation. I'm just saying that the little yellow rubber bracelet has got to go. Forever. I think it's time for the overpaid "geniuses" at Nike to come up with other way of infecting society (ironically like a cancer) with a newer tiresome trend. Something less annoying. Less aesthetically offensive.
Besides, they have spawned all sorts of different colored gel bracelets from private entrepreneurs, who just want to make a quick buck. And they diminish the original intention of the original. (The pink one means i'm gay...the red one means I'll give you a blowjob... the pink & red one means I'll go both ways, the green one means I f--ed your mother...whatever.) White House Press Secretary Tony Snow gestures during his daily briefing today in the White House briefing room in Washington.
Alicia Witt is a redhead. She's also an actress, and she has done her share of modeling too. The 31-year-old actress, whose previous TV credits include "Cybill," has joined the cast of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," it was announced yesterday.
You know you're getting old when the little girl from Spy Kids, and the little girl from The Amanda Show are looking just as hot to you as Michelle Pfieffer ever did.
On July 24, Homer Simpson will appear with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show to promote The Simpsons Movie, in theaters everywhere July 27. In the eagerly-awaited animated feature film based on the hit TV series, Homer must save the world from a catastrophe he himself created.
US actress Milla Jovovich poses during a photocall for the latest "Resident Evil" movie in Munich, southern Germany today. Jovovich is expecting a baby girl in November 2007.
Copies of J.K. Rowling's latest book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," sit stacked on pallets inside the Amazon.com fulfillment center in Fernley, Nev., Monday, July 16, 2007. The 7th and final Harry Potter installment goes on-sale July 21, 2007.
A great many German people read this blog. I think it's because I post a bunch of skinny models, and many of them are German. Here is one of them.La modelo alemana Sylvie van der Vaart posa con el nuevo catálogo de la colección otoño-invierno 2007 de Otto en Hamburgo, Alemania, hoy lunes 16 de julio.
At a cafe in the luxury Gucci flagship store in Tokyo, a cappuccino comes with the logo of the Italian chain meticulously poured on the milk foam with cocoa powder.That's pretty damn pimp. I don't even walk into the Gucci store down here in Coral Gables. I can only afford to buy a keychain or one of those cardholders for your luggage. And getting either of those would probably break my bank.
What's with me and Maria Menounos throwing things? I don't know. But I figured out who she reminds me of: a young Paula Abdul. You know? Like back in 6th grade, when she was popular on her own merits, and was on trapper keeper binders?Maria Menounos of "Access Hollywood" throws out the ceremonial first pitch before the Baltimore Orioles-Chicago White Sox baseball game, last night in Baltimore.
People seem to think David Beckham is some sort of style icon. I'm not sure about that, though. Sure, he's a very good looking man, in shape, good hair, etc. A great blank canvas to work from, no doubt. He's had his good moments, but some equally embarrassing ones as well. To me, it's a mystery if any of the decisions he's made have actually been his. He may be less a "fashion icon" than a willing human mannequin for whatever stylist who wants to throw the latest trend on him.
In short, I don't think David Beckham really cares about fashion, or what he looks like to the public. All we are seeing is a man who has been dressed by a variety of stylists for years. Not unlike how my mom used to dress me as a kid. Which, to his defense, is probably better for our sake.
This girl is so hot. She's like a taller, hotter version of Lindsay Lohan. Natural redhead, too. And you already know how we feel about those. Here she's got on white hair, and she still looks good! Germany's Next Top Model Barbara Meier poses prior to the Anett Roestel fashion show during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin Spring/Summer 2008 held at Brandenburg Gate yesterday in Berlin, Germany.
Check out this chick, Anna Rawson. I think she's pretty hot. She's a pro golfer. Golfer Anna Rawson arrives at the 15th annual ESPY Awards on Wednesday, July 11, 2007, in Los Angeles.
At least I think that's her dad. I can be sure, the photo has no caption. Why don't we see celebrities hanging out with their parents more often? It's kind of refreshing.
Tobey is one of the few guys who actually looks better with longer hair. He can't work the buzzcut. He looks like he's still in high school.
Actor Tobey Maguire looks on as he plays during the $10,000 buy-in main event of the World Series Poker held at the Rio hotel-casino in Las Vegas on Thursday, July 12, 2007.
I just watched the 3rd episode of the 4th season of Entourage. Lisa Rinna guest stars as a hilarious 90's Hollywood party girl slag. It cracked me up. Harry Hamlin, left, holds 5 year old Rocco, as his wife Lisa Rinna, holds onto the leash of 14 month old Kobe, as they pose for photographers at Broadway Barks 9!, Saturday July 14, 2007 in New York. Kobe and Rocco were among the dogs up for adoption at the dog and cat adopt-a-thon which assists New York animal shelters in their mission to find "homeless" animals good homes.
Sean "Diddy" Combs and Kim Porter, left, pose on Nov. 4, 2004, as they arrived for Combs' 35th birthday celebration in New York. The 37-year-old rap mogul and his longtime girlfriend have split up, his spokeswoman, Keesha Johnson, said today.
I don't know who this model is. I don't even know where to start. All I know is these are promotional shots for the 2007 Diane von Furstenberg swimwear line. She's so hot! It's like she's got this Cameron Diaz/Mandy Moore thing going on, and it's smokin' hot.
The photographer is Derek Kettela. Who, by the way, you should check out his site. He does a lot of fashion, and it's really great.
Maybe he can tell me who this gorgeous model is. I'm sure he'll see UT as a referrer to his site.
These are the new Ked's ads starring the great Mischa Barton. The photos are warm, retro-looking shots of Mischa hanging out with London hipster types.
These are old pictures from The Today Show, during the Spiderman 3 tour. I realized that everyone in the picture is dressed like crap except for Kirsten. She looks good. If she wasn't famous, she'd be one of those well dressed chicks on The Sartorialist's blog. The proof is here.
Looking at these backstage Betsey Johnson pictures, I see my girl Cintia Dicker acting a bit crazy. If you don't know who Cintia is, well, she's the redhead I've been enamoured with for the past 2 years.
I read somewhere that Cinta is dying to be an actress, and that she was even on a Brazilian soap opera as a guest. If anyone has a video of that, I'd love to see it!
Yeah, I know. Everyone got on the Megan Fox bandwagon recently. As I predicted. I wonder how much payola some blogs got to call her "hot." I didn't get anything, I liked her for that Lindsay Lohan movie back in 2003.
Mel Gibson Chills Out With The President Of Costa Rica
Mel Gibson is in San Jose today hanging with president, Oscar Arias. It seems Mel sees potential in movie projects in Costa Rica. He discussed the positive effects a possible prject might bring to the indigenous community there. Has Mel Gibson messed up that bad in Hollywood's eyes, that he now has to make every film in South America?
It was either that headline or "Alyssa Milano Likes Balls On Her Ears". Yeah, I guess that one was better. Oh well.
Actress Alyssa Milano wears baseball earrings while watching batting practice for the All-Star baseball game before the Home Run Derby in San Francisco, today. The All-Star game will be held Tuesday, July 10th.
As a dorky tall white boy, you wouldn't think that I was into R&B or soul music. But I love it. I'm a fan of MJB. I think "Be Without You" and "Take Me As I Am" are some of the best R&B songs to come out in years.
Mary J. Blige performs during the Essence Fest in the Superdome in New Orleans Saturday. This is the first Essence Festival back in New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina.
Look at this beam of light shining over Claudia Schiffer. Isn't that cool? I wish light would shine on me like that. They say it even shines on a dog's ass sometimes, right?German model Claudia Schiffer arrives at the fashion show of Italian fashion designer Valentino on the occasion of the fashion designer's 45th anniversary celebrations in Rome, on Saturday. God, she still looks amazing.
Actress Eva Mendes arrives at a grand-gala ball on the occasion of Italian fashion designer Valentino 45th anniversary celebrations, in Rome, on Saturday.
Someone please explain to me why Jon Bon Jovi looks just as young as he did 20 years ago in 1987 when he was Mr. Living-On-A-Prayer?
Bon Jovi performs during the Live Earth concert at Giants Stadium, Saturday in East Rutherford, N.J. The concert is part of a 24-hour series spanning 7 continents to raise awareness for global warming.
Is she a midget? Are the other guys on stilts? What's up with shorty? Her IMDb says she's 5'2". Actor James Denton from the television series "Desperate Housewives" poses with Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith, left, and actress Alyssa Milano during the All-Star Legends and Celebrity softball game at AT&T Park in San Francisco, yesterday. The game is part of All-Star week leading up to the Major League Baseball All-Star game on Tuesday.
Sure, I'm no one to talk about people's obsessions, but really, what's the deal with this? Does Woody Allen only make films in Europe, and only starring Scarlett Johansson? U.S. film director Woody Allen, directs Scarlett Johansson on the first day's filming of his new movie in Barcelona, Spain, today. Woody Allen has said he hopes to create a portrait of the northeastern Spanish city of Barcelona on a par with his 1979 film, "Manhattan." The movie, starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, is not yet titled.
Listen, if you had a semi-one hit wonder in 1979, and your only claim to fame is accusing Avril Levigne of stealing your song "I Want To Be Your Boyfriend" I'd keep it quiet. Because even if she did steal it from you, then you sound like Avril Lavigne. You basically suck.Lavigne has denied a claim by members of a 1970s rock band that her hit song "Girlfriend" rips off one of their songs. Terry McBride, Lavigne's manager, said in a statement Monday July 9, 2007, that "upon the expert opinion of the country's foremost musicologists, there is no basis" for the allegations.
The three young stars of the "Harry Potter" films from left, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson place their hands and feet in cement in the forecourt of Graumans Chinese Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles today. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," the fifth film in the series, will be released worldwide this week.
Mick Jagger, left, performs with guitarist Keith Richards at the beach Jaz near the Adriatic town of Budva, 65 kms. south of Montenegro's capital Podgorica, during a concert of the Rolling Stones "A Bigger Bang" European Tour, today.
I'm thinking something is up with Shakira. The girl holds the microphone like she is about to do something dirty to it. Something obscene. I was never a fan of Shakira's music. Now, even less. Colombian singer Shakira performs during a concert at the Kurucesme Arena in Istanbul, Turkey, late Monday.
Well, the culprit is probably the BBC, but if it weren't for Al Gore and Live Earth, Chris Rock wouldn't be here, so I'll blame them.
I don't know how much "awareness" this thing has brought to Global Warming, but I do know I got teased with a Chris Rock performance that went unfinished. And as a huge Chris Rock fan, that kind of pissed me off. This guy doesn't do stand up too often, and when he does it's downright perfect. To the tee.
Australia's Lleyton Hewitt's wife, actress Bec Cartwright, applauds after husband lost to Serbia's Novak Djokovic in a Men's Singles tennis match at the Wimbledon Tennis Championships, today. It must be fun to have a tennis wife. She probably spends money, always changes her hair colour, and just bounces around in general. Sure, Hewitt lost the match, but did he really lose?
As an American, I just don't know what to think of French chicks. I think we try to suppress popular French chicks in general. They never get really big here. Think about the hot chick form the DiCaprio movie The Beach, and that hot girl from Swimming Pool. See? We don't care about them anymore. They don't want us to like them. For a good reason too, we're both crazy.
Crazy ass French girls are too much for crazy ass American dudes to handle, that's why they don't pimp them out here. But we need to get on the ball guys, French girls are freaks. Get on it. For sure.
He is one of them. Melanie Thierry. I know NOTHING about her. Other than she did Cannes and stuff, and she looks busy and determined to make this Giorgio Armani Prive Fall/Winter 2007-08 Haute Couture collection show on my country's Independence Day. And I like it.
Melanie, I don't even know how to pronounce your last name, example here. But, I'm sure if we where stranded here, at Prime 112, we would have a great time.
Thanks to a loyal reader we know the name of the Brooks Brothers model is Deanna Miller. The strange thing is that as I looked at some of her more "sexy" photos online, I realized I like her better wearing these preppy country club clothes. I'm a sick freak, huh?
It may be a sign of maturity, like, being attracted to a woman who seems to have her shit together. She looks so damn great in those clean professional-woman clothes! I guess that's the reason they hired her, right?
Deanna, you have just become a Useless Things staple. Like it or not.
You have to watch this show to understand the headline people, so get to it. John From Cincinnati. It's now getting interesting. I will say this about the show, though; I think David Milch has still got the "Deadwood" lingo subconsciously in his head. Sometimes I feel the cast uses old school words from the Deadwood scripts, even though the show is set in the present. I don't mind though, the SHOW IS GREAT!
There, I said it. Someone help me to come to terms with my disease. This all started with Cintia Dicker. I don't blame her, though. It's like they're a different breed of animal than all other humans. A complete separate race!
First pics are from British fashion designer Adam Jones for his fall-winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture collection. And the black see though dress Redhead is modeling Jasmin Santanen. Both in Paris.
I receive the Brooks Brothers catalogue every month, yes, I'm a yuppie. So what? I am Ed Norton's character in Fight Club, and I did buy an coffee table through a catalogue, and it DOES define me as a person. Anyhow, back to the point. The red headed model is kind of amazing. Does anyone know her name? She's haunting me. Every month I look at this beautiful woman staring right at me wearing a Madras skirt, or a country club style blazer. She's so pretty, I can't help but to like it, and it's driving me insane.
Eric Dane Takes His Own Picture, With Topless Rebecca Gayheart
I MUST post it when celebs take their own picture. I still think it's completely useless. Think about it. Eric Dane can just log on to UT, rip them off my site, in High Rez! How frickin' HOT is Rebecca's body still? At 35, soon to be 36....Really HOT!
Okay, the last time I posted skinny arms, I thought I found the skinniest. I was wrong. This chick beat out the other chicks, big time. Wow! That limb looks like it can barely hold up the weight of her hand!
Yes! That's how skinny she is. She's literally almost not there. Wow. That's it, the Models beat out the Celebrities today on UT. How can I post up pictures of fat celebs after seeing this? I can't.
I don't see it. I don't see why people are into this chick. Midget arms. Short. Missy-Piggy-like. Not terms I usually use to describe something I like.This undated photo, supplied by NBC shows, Hayden Panettiere playing a teenager in a small Texas town, one of the characters in the new mystic thriller "Heroes," on NBC. Freshmen series "Heroes" and "Ugly Betty" are on the Emmy-nominations short list, according to a Web site that tracks entertainment awards.
This kid's gonna be a star! Skinny and freckles. What else is there? Nothing.
Una modelo luce una creación de la colección Otoño/Invierno 2007-2008 del portugués Felipe Oliveira Baptista, durante un desfile de la Semana de la Moda de París, Francia, hoy lunes 2 de julio.
I hope no one cares that I've been leaving the caption in Spanish. I mean, do you really care what it says?
Ocean Drive magazine has planned a special edition commemorating Gianni Versace. It's free, and it should be out now. Go get it.To the man's credit, he was living in Miami, before Miami was "cool".
From those tacky-ass horizontal blind shades to his Jordan VI's, Kanye is rocking out the early 90's style. He looks one of those dudes in M.C. Hammer's posse from those Pepsi commericals of '91.
I'm not sure if this is legit. But it's on several Movie websites, so it must be. No word yet on who will play Michael Knight. I actually liked the idea of Ben Affleck. He looks cheesy enough to pull off the high concept, and at the same time is a good actor who I can see interacting well with a car.
Okay, I know that no one reads this site for fashion advice, but I'm a fag when it comes to this shit, so I'm posting my 2 cents on some recent Men's fashion.First off, I think the key to looking good in a suit is its fit. Period. The fit is what determines its silhouette. This ThierryMugler suit looks great even in the shadows.
I have a friend that still laughs at me when she hears me pronounce ThierryMugler like this, "Thee reeMeeoogleur". Hey I'm not French, I refuse to learn how to say it right. Please don't tell me parachute pants are coming back. Say "NO!" to the return of the double belted Z. Cavariccis, bro!
Okay, the sarong with the blazer on the right, NO. But oddly, the bright red blazer with the brass button, YES. Men will always wonder about the suit jacket with shorts look. Personally, I'm not a shorts guy, but this doesn't look bad at all. Few can really pull this off, though. I've always liked white shoes. Now, the lime green trousers, eh, looks good here, but when could I wear this out? Especially in Miami, where everyone is tragically lost, fashion wise.Some skinny ass Dior models. What I like here are the badass shoes! Look at those!
Some shitbags over at INTOUCH weekly polled and named Joss Stone the worst dressed female celebrity. I think it's a crock of shit, they're just jealous because she's skinny now. I mean, she's almost Mischa Barton skinny now. And that's a good thing. These are from Wembley Stadium in London, on Saturday ahead the concert today to mark the 10 year anniversary of the death of Princess Diana.
Actress Sally Field takes her first golf lesson at the 2007 U.S. Women's Open Championship in Southern Pines, NC, where she also unveiled her new Bone Healthy Golf Guide available free at www.BoneHealth.com. Sponsored by Roche and GlaxoSmithKline, the guide provides the nearly seven million female golfers in the U.S. with tips on bone health and golf.
Hilary Duff grazes her own boob! This is for those really die hard useless information fans. Yes, I know it's stupid, but what other thing are you reading online right now that is serious?
Half of you jerks are watching little youtube clips of water balloons popping in super slow motion. A little Hilary Duff boob graze is a welcome addition to your pointless surfing.
Oh, and Jack Black made that phrase "Boob graze" popular in the hilarious comedy everyone should go see, The Holiday.
